Ahhh… relaxing in the Sky Club between flights. It can be such a peaceful place. This is thanks, in part, to the vigorous enforcement of various “House Rules” by the ever watchful Sky Club agents who monitor the entrances with hawk-like attentiveness ready to pounce on the slightest infraction.

Included among these mostly routine and reasonable guidelines I was amused to discover a list of pets not allowed into a Sky Club. A fairly extensive list of all the cuddly critters that must be left at home, as you can see…

 

Monkeys

Rabbits

Pot-bellied pigs

Reptiles

Frogs

Mice & Rats

Sugar gliders

Spiders

 

So the next time you walk into a Sky Club prepared to take in all the wonderful comforts and conveniences you’ve come to expect, you can thank our wonderful airline for making sure it stays that way. Then you can remind yourself that you couldn’t possibly have encountered a “dragon” in there, as they would be prohibited under the “Reptiles” category!

 

And since it has been a while, let’s have some fun. In the comments section below on the blog, let me know what “critter” above you would least (or most) like to see walk in to a Skyclub for a chance to win a Delta Points swag “bag” including a T-Shirt, a Delta Points Luggage Tag and a Delta “Tail” Key chain! I will also today select a winner for the same prize from the e-Mail subscriber list :-)   I will have the blog drawing at 8:PM EST today – René

 

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53 Responses to “Skyclub House Rules… no dragons in the Skyclubs! Funny Friday prize giveaway”

  1. Steve says:

    Monkeys. Only monkeys I want to see are stuffed ones.

  2. Jim says:

    I hope there are no snakes!

  3. hilary says:

    The Geico lizard

  4. Brian says:

    DEFINATELY would not want the pig.

  5. Alon says:

    i think they SHOULD allow bunnies! heck, they should even PROVIDE them :)
    what else could be more relaxing than a cute cuddly furball to play with between flights?

  6. Paul says:

    Spider. No big spiders.

  7. Julz says:

    Since we have a tarantula in our house, I’ll go with most like to see spiders!

  8. Michael H.(oldfox) says:

    Spiders….. Can’t stand them. Was bitten by a Brown Recluse Spider when I was a little on. Never forgot that!

  9. Ian says:

    Would love to see a sugar glider in the SC!

  10. Gabe says:

    I’d like to see a monkey. The rats I could do without.

  11. Marc D says:

    The bunny would be a fun visitor for sure. I don’t want to see the spider at all!

  12. Sean says:

    The pig, hands down. It’s crowded enough in most lounges already!!

  13. Ben says:

    Mini horse would be funny.

  14. MarkinCHS says:

    No rats!!

  15. Miles says:

    No snakes (on a plane, or in a lounge) please!

    There seems to be no prohibition against polar bears…how did they miss that one?

  16. Jayson says:

    Velociraptor – I do and do not want to see one. Kinda more do, though.

  17. airshadow says:

    I’d like to see a monkey banging together those metal snack tub lids!

  18. Bruce says:

    Snakes would be bad!

  19. Sean says:

    How about a spider monkey?

  20. Barb says:

    Kermit the frog might be ok…maybe

  21. Sarah says:

    Lizards are the worst…snakes on a plane…OH MY!!!!

  22. Sam says:

    I love all those animals…it would be like a petting zoo. Something to do between flights.

  23. John says:

    I’d go for a monkey dressed as a cowboy riding the pot-bellied pig. Now that would be a great story to retell…

  24. B says:

    I agree with no snakes.

  25. gpapadop says:

    bunnies no. [edit] bunnies yes!!

  26. Tamara Nonsprinklite says:

    Hmm…I think the cute frog should be allowed.

    A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”

  27. Naif says:

    Reptiles I guess

  28. MR H says:

    Any insect.

    But tequila worms would be OK.

  29. Scott says:

    I think the pig would be the one I would least like to see. Just too big to not get inbthe way.

  30. LivedinItaly says:

    Would love to see penguins in the Sky Club! I have seen them on board flights so there is ample opportunity to see them in the Sky Clubs. :)

  31. Ian says:

    Definetly would like to see a rat walk into the sky club. The reason being sometimes I feel like we are all lab rats waiting to see what “experiment” our lovely Delta will put us through next :)

  32. thomas says:

    I’d like to see someone walk in wearing a loin cloth and carrying 2 ferrets.

  33. Todd says:

    A container of bees

  34. Jeremy says:

    I would like to see that multi-colored frog! That thing looks pretty cool.

  35. Curtis says:

    Not a fan of tarantulas.

  36. I would love to see bunnies or a penguin on à flight. They are quiet ,loveable and dont make a mess :)
    I could not see a a bird of any sorts.. Just to loud

  37. jackie says:

    hmmm, no sugar gliders please…

  38. George says:

    any poisonous snake (recent encounter)………others don’t bother me though

  39. P T says:

    Frogs. They are so noisy. Keep them out.

  40. Jnk says:

    I would not want spiders and I would love baby penguins to be in the club.

  41. Varun says:

    My money on the cute Pot-bellied pig!! Can’t beat that

  42. Susan M. says:

    No rodents or snakes! But kittens would be cool; puppies too.

  43. Jgsalter says:

    Most like to see one of those red eyed tree frogs. Those things are pretty sweet.

  44. J.D. says:

    Definitely the rabbits – we need more protein in SkyClubs!

  45. Michael Klayman says:

    So Kitties are OK? My cat always tries packing herself in my luggage.

  46. Delta Points says:

    @Michael – yup but they must stay in the cage in the club. No prowling the skyclub allowed! :-) (Unless they are a service animal then they can walk around all they want).

  47. Mike H says:

    No spiders
    Love to see a monkey!

  48. John S says:

    I’d prefer to never see a possum in there.

  49. BostonBen says:

    I would probably most like to see the sugar gliders, because they are at least in the spirit of flying.

  50. Jeff says:

    No snakes of any kind!!!

  51. Sam says:

    I agree with BostonBen. Having a Sugar Glider soar around would be great

  52. Delta Points says:

    @Sam – Yup it sounds so kool but maybe not: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mlwzf_bqVI

    But I think I have found a great new ring tone for a buddie!

  53. Nina says:

    I would least like to see
    Mice and rats walk into the sky club
    Ugh
    They are so jelly like wiggling their ways over
    Under and through 
    Included in this category – squirrels
    Ugh

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