From the Chicago Tribune:

UAL Corp.’s United Airlines plans to cut 1,550 flight attendant jobs, Bloomberg News and Crain’s Chicago Business reported Wednesday.

In a notice to the flight attendants’ union, United said it’s offering voluntary furloughs of six to 21 months starting Oct. 31 and hasn’t announced layoffs.

“As we reduce the size of our fleet and take actions to enable United to compete in an environment of record fuel prices, we must take the difficult, but necessary step to reduce the number of people we have to run our operation,” United said in a prepared statement.

This is very sad news. I’m going to go ahead and wager a guess that most of the AFA furloughs will be voluntary, so nothing all that bad on that end. What really sucks is that the Bangkok and Singapore bases will close on October 31 at the latest. This is indeed extremely sad news. Anyone that has flown with either of these bases would know how exceptionally professional they are, so to see them leaving sucks, simply put.

I can only hope that they’ll reopen the bases eventually, although I’m not too optimistic considering how long the bases lasted this time around.

All Installments:
Introduction
Lufthansa First to Europe, part one
Lufthansa First to Europe including the First Class Terminal, part two
InterContinental Malta
Six days in Malta
Lufthansa Business MLA-FRA
InterContinental Frankfurt and a fun evening
Lufthansa First to the US with some twists and turns

 

We decided to take the hotel car to the airport, which was 21 Euro, the same price as a cab. It actually looks just like a cab (even says “Taxi” on it), but it apparently belongs to the hotel. While the ride to the hotel took about 25 minutes, the ride to the airport took only ten minutes. This guy was going well over 150km/hour at times, and we weren’t driving on anything even remotely like an Autobahn.

We proceeded to check-in, where there was one person in front of us. The agent was able to check me in all the way to TPA, and it was nice to be passenger “001″ for the 747 that would be taking us to EWR the next afternoon.


Check-in

We got lounge invitations and proceeded upstairs to the departures hall, which surprisingly enough wasn’t even as nice as DPS, in Bali! It wasn’t awful or anything, but was far from nice.


Departures Hall

There are no gates at the airport so the departures area is pretty small since all of the “gates” are basically right next to each other, just big enough for a few buses to pull up.

The lounge, “La Valette Executive Lounge,” is contracted by all airlines that have lounge needs, including Emirates.


Entrance to the lounge

The lounge was surprisingly nice, actually, considering the modest entrance. It was large and was still empty when we arrived. There was tons of seating and while there was no gourmet buffet, it had a decent beverage and snack selection. Apparently there’s free wifi, although I had a tough time connecting.


Lounge seating


Drinks


More “local” snacks


“Quiet Room”

As we were in the lounge I realized that we didn’t have seats next to each other, so we headed to the gate to try and change that. There weren’t any agents there yet, so I proceeded back to the lounge. My brother and I both left the lounge about 10 minutes prior to scheduled boarding yet again, at which point there still wasn’t an agent there. One finally got there about five minutes before scheduled boarding, although as it turned out the flight was 15 minutes late, so all was good.

They were able to assign us seats together in row three, which was fine by us.

Eventually the door opened and without so much as an announcement, boarding began. There was no boarding by seating areas, rows, etc., but rather a free for all. I had warned my brother about boarding for LH flights, especially at contracted stations, and he was still shocked when he saw this. We were in no rush so stayed to the back of the “pack,” since we really weren’t that interested in joining the stampede.

We boarded the bus (and as it turned out were right by the door, which was convenient), and a short ride later made it to the Lufthansa A320, where the ground crew was just waiting for clearance from the flight crew to let us board. After a couple minutes longer the second stampede began, this time up the air stairs.

LH4129, MLA-FRA, 1340-1620

Boarding was efficient (no surprise when people won’t stop pushing and shoving), and we quickly pushed back. We taxied to the runway, held short, and then back taxied to the end of the runway, at which point we rocketed off.


Emirates 777

The seatbelt sign was turned off shortly after takeoff, and service quickly began. The purser on this flight was friendly, efficient, and had a great attitude. Throughout the flight she addressed me by the wrong name, and it cracked me up. While addressing someone by the wrong name isn’t all that rare, the funny part was the frequency with which she addressed me by it. The name she addressed me by was that of the American guy sitting across from me, so we kept exchanging chuckles. It got to the point where I almost burst out in laughter every time the FA addressed me, although she didn’t catch on and I didn’t feel the need to tell her.


Scenery on departure

Once we leveled off the service began, starting with beverages. I went with a Diet Coke, and as always, Macadamia nuts came with it.


Cola Light and nuts

By the time she got to our row (C only had three rows on this flight) there was only one beef option, which I took, while my brother went with the duck. It was a pretty good meal all around.


My lunch


My brother’s lunch

We were curious what exactly was on the salad (that cheese looking thing), so asked the FA. She gave us the funniest response which I can’t do justice to in writing or in English for that matter, but was basically along the lines of “well, I’d love to know too, Malta catering never tells us what exactly we’re getting, so it’s a mystery.” She always had a few jokes, and was one of the best FA’s I’ve had.

The flight flew by (no pun intended), and before we knew it we were already on approach into FRA, having made up the 15 minutes we lost due to the late departure.

We got into gate A28, which is quite a haul…. gotta love FRA!

We headed to the train station to get to our hotel, the InterContinental, and prepared for a trip to Wiesbaden to meet our relatives.

Per View from the Wing:

Frugal Travel Guy points to a British Midland bonus for Hertz rentals.

Hertz rentals booked here using Promotional Coupon 123631 from 20 August through 30 September 2008 earn 3400 bmi miles rather than the standard 1700 (which is easily the best standard offer to start with).

That’s a great deal! Maybe not worthy of renting just for the miles, but if you have to rent, this is a mighty fine offer.

All Installments:
Introduction
Lufthansa First to Europe, part one
Lufthansa First to Europe including the First Class Terminal, part two
InterContinental Malta
Six days in Malta
Lufthansa Business MLA-FRA
InterContinental Frankfurt and a fun evening
Lufthansa First to the US with some twists and turns

 

As I mentioned in an earlier installment, my feelings on Malta are mixed. While it’s a nice island that has some nice sights, it’s not somewhere I’d return again for an extended period of time. It’s tough to compare Malta to any other European country. If anything I’d say it’s a mix of Italy and Greece, and as nice of a combo as that might sound like, I don’t think it totally captures the essence of either of those places.

We spent the first few days relaxing for the most part. My brother and I both had some work to finish, so the first two days were spent almost exclusively at the hotel. Then the exploring began, first in Mdina, then in Valletta, and then in Gozo. I found these three spots to be nice, although I wasn’t particularly “wowed” by any of them, compared to some of the other incredible cities in the world I’ve been exposed to.

Valletta is the Capital of Malta and wasn’t far from where we were staying in Paceville. We got there by bus, which was our primary method of transportation for this trip. While the buses are by no means luxurious or as organized, comfortable, and punctual as the buses in Hong Kong, for example, they were still pretty good.


Inside of a bus

As stated above, we spent our first “exploring day” in Mdina, which was beautiful. It’s definitely something that’s nice to see for a few hours and interested us, but at the end of the day I don’t feel the need to return to Mdina either. We watched a movie, entitled the “Mdina Experience,” which was about the long history of Mdina. I think the pictures below capture Mdina pretty well.


Nearing Mdina


Paths of Mdina

The next day was spent in Valletta, the capital of Malta. It had a bit more life than Mdina, with shops, cafes, etc. We sat down for lunch at a place near the main pedestrian zone, and enjoyed the shade.


Streets of Valletta


Walls surrounding one side of Valletta

After lunch we walked down the hill and towards the coast, which was scenic.


Coast of Valletta

We spent the last day in Gozo, although only for a few hours since the transfer took about two hours in each direction. First we had to take a bus to the other side of the island, and then we had to take a ferry from there to Gozo. Despite all that it was definitely worth it.

Considering that the ferry ride is only 20 minutes or so I was shocked by how big the ship was, although I guess since it also takes cars/trucks I can understand why.


Ferry to Gozo

The view was incredible as we approached Gozo, with a charming Harbor and what looked like a cathedral on top of a hill.


Approaching Gozo

There was lots to see in Gozo, and it was clear that we missed out a bit due to our limited time there.


Mill in Goza


Cathedral in Gozo


Streets of Gozo


Path near the cathedral

Lastly we spent about $7 to see a “World Heritage Site” located in Gozo. While I enjoy history, I was disappointed to see that we paid that much to see what looked like a bunch of rocks. Don’t get me wrong, it’s neat looking, but I saw that from outside the entrance too. I naively assumed that there was more to it, which there wasn’t!


World Heritage Site….

You’ll notice that I’m particularly vague when describing destinations compared to my otherwise detailed descriptions of flights, lounges, etc. Simply put I feel that the best I can do is share my impressions. If you want a guide to Malta you’re better off buying a book, and frankly I’m scared that if I get into too much detail I’ll get facts wrong. In addition, I’m not so much into memorizing where I’ve been. For me it’s about the experience, the life, and the vibe of a place, and not so much which landmark I’ve seen.

So anyway, back to sharing impressions. As I’ve shown above, there are some nice areas of Malta that are definitely worth seeing. That being said, I don’t necessarily feel that I need to return to them, since there are more interesting places to be seen, in my opinion.

A misconception I had before coming to Malta was that there were tons of great beaches. While the beaches were slightly nicer on the other side of the island, they still looked overcrowded. The beach near the hotel wasn’t particularly nice, which was a bit underwhelming.


Beach near the hotel

The one thing that really bugged the hell out of me during our trip was the wasted 14 year olds running around between 8PM and 4AM, basically. It’s filthy, disgusting, and frankly entertaining at times. Nowhere else in the world have I seen such a massive public display of drunk people.

So basically I give Malta a straight thumb sideways. I’m happy to have seen it but don’t need to return. The interesting thing is that I heard a lot about Malta before taking this trip, and it’s one of the few places that I’ve talked with others about where there was zero agreement. Some I spoke with absolutely loved it, while others said there are much, much nicer places and they wouldn’t return. I’m probably closer to being in the second group than the first after seeing it myself.

To be continued…

Here’s an experience a friend/reader emailed to me last week, and it was so refreshing to read on so many levels. While it might be long, trust me, it’s worth every word and says so much about what’s possible with a positive attitude.

Ben,

I never expected this to get this long, but I suppose this is what happens when you have an entire flight to write something? Ah well, grab something to drink – here’s the entire story!

So, I’m on my way to DEN from ORD for business and using all the tips, tricks and tactics I’ve learned from you, I made sure that when I originally booked this trip that I look for the best possible connecting route to maximize EQM/EQS/RDM. As you can imagine, that can be fun when going hub-to-hub, and also factoring in work hours (i.e no flying on company time). Normally my only hope had been to connect via a direct path (i.e. ORD-FSD-DEN, ORD-OMA-DEN, etc.) in the hopes of segmenting my way to 1K by the end of the year. Thanks to ITA, I’ve now found far better options – like today’s ORD-IAH-DEN, which took a 888 mi flight to ~1700 mi (thank you for teaching me ITA!). Since the connection to DEN was only 31 minutes apart, my hope was that they would then be forced to route me back to ORD from IAH and then on to DEN (even more miles!).

Unfortunately, WX hit ORD (shocking, I know) and the kiosk wouldn’t let me check-in to IAH at all! Having received ground stop text messages from the FAA on my taxi ride to ORD, I decided to be a good MRer and do my homework just in case. While still in the taxi, I took out my laptop and brought up ITA. I made a list of five alternate (and better) itineraries! So, I took my list to the Premier line and explained the situation. Immediately the dragon at the counter told me that there’s no way she could put me on any of the itineraries I had since they had direct flights available (she wouldn’t even look at my list). She said that the only way she could reroute me on a connecting flight was if all directs were full (and that she would get into trouble if she did otherwise). I declared defeat and took the direct routing instead. I thought, “Only moments ago I was about to get ORD-IAH-ORD-DEN, and now I’ve got nothing at all – a measly direct flight!”

Alas, I don’t have RCC access either, so asking them for help wasn’t an option. My experience is that the general customer service counters at ORD are a complete nightmare, so I was about to throw in the towel when I noticed that there were only three people in line at the Concourse B counter. I figured, “What do I have to lose – I’ve got some time before I have to get to the gate”. Little did I know that three people in the general service line translates into a 45 minute wait! On the bright side, it gave me time to rehearse my speech (read: begging and groveling). I eventually got to the counter and explained the situation. This CSR was unbelievable. The first thing she did was re-explain my situation to another, more senior, CSR and asked whether my request was doable. The other CSR said that it was doable as long as the same booking class was available on the new route. I was booked in S, so I didn’t get my hopes up. While she was doing her research, I thought that since it was nice of her to even bother looking in the first place (unlike the Premier check-in counter CSR) that I was going to christen my first “Superior service deserves to be recognized” card on her. I just got them for the first time the other day – I didn’t know they existed. After I filled it out and handed it to her, she was first pleasantly surprised, and then said, “It’s going to take a lot more than just one to make up for this!” She was hilarious!

Sure enough, literally 10 minutes later, she went through all five itineraries on the list (i.e. via SFO, via LAS, via CLT, via DTW and via OKC). It became apparent that she had thrown in the towel when she said, “How about via OMA?” (i.e. essentially a direct route with an on-the-way stopover) With a sad, puppy-dog look on my face, I said, “No SFO?” She thought about it some more and then told me to hold on while she walks off to go call someone for approval (I think she said at HQ?). Another 10 minutes goes by and when she got back, she muttered something to the senior CSR that sounded like she wasn’t able to get an answer from whomever she was calling. The other CSR then suggested she try the next booking class up. Again, no joy. She looked over at the other CSR again and without saying a word to her, the other CSR blurted, “Alright, alright, try E class then!” Tada! It worked. I was shocked to be getting my wish after all!

While she was punching up the changes on her computer, she joked, “See what you’re doing to me – I’m gonna need a coffee to relax after this!” So, seizing an opportunity to show my gratitude, I asked her what kind of coffee she likes (especially since Starbucks is right behind the Concourse B customer service counter). Since she was clearly too humble to actually let me get her coffee, I had to spend the next five minutes fighting tooth and nail to get answers to things like: whether she likes cream, sweetener, etc. But, I managed to get the necessary details! Five minutes after she handed me my boarding passes, I was back with a Venti Iced Coffee with cream and classic syrup! As I walked off, I could see that she was blushing as she began explaining to the next customer why on earth a random person just bought her coffee. It felt great to be able to give back!

Now, fast-forward to the first leg: ORD-SFO. Like I mentioned in my email, as I boarded the plane I saw the captain handing out Boeing 757 spec cards. That struck me as unusual, so while the aisle was clogged with passengers putting their bags away, I took the opportunity to lean in and read his name tag. That’s when it hit me that this could be the captain you blogged about. I tried to visualize the news video you hyperlinked to. I still wasn’t sure it was him since my memory was fading, but I figured it couldn’t hurt to ask. “You’re that famous captain, right?” As humble as he is, he smiled and said something like, “Who? Me?” Still trying to make sure it was him, I asked, “Aren’t you attending an upcoming FlyerTalk dinner?” He lit up and said, “You’re a FlyerTalker?” He asked me what seat I was in and took note. That’s when a frustrated passenger nudged me from behind and pointed down the aisle, indicating that the congestion had long cleared. Embarrassed, I quickly moved along. I was convinced at this point that it was him, so as soon as I got to my seat I fired off the email to you and hoped for a response in time. I didn’t get one before takeoff, but figured that it’s a long enough flight that the chances of getting one when we landed were good.

Here’s where it gets interesting. After the in-flight movie ended, I decided to get up and move around, and eventually camped out in the spacious open area by the main entrance of the 752 to stretch my legs. All of a sudden, I saw a flight attendant walking down the aisle with a stack of hand-written cards, passing them out to specific passengers. If I still had any doubts that this was the man you blogged about, they were gone after seeing this. He was all the buzz. Everyone was sharing their Flanagan stories and talking about how extraordinary he is. Since I wasn’t at my seat, I figured I would ask the FA, “You don’t have one for 15D, do you?” She replied, “Yup. I came by with yours earlier, but you weren’t there. I’ll grab it in a minute.” I have to admit, I was a little dumbfounded by her answer. I thought, “Honestly…how cumbersome could a little card be, that you would go and put it away?” Well, I quickly realized how naïve my thought process was. She came back and handed me a pile of goodies and I soon became the envy of everyone who could see me from where I was standing. In my hands I was now holding a hardback copy of The Age of Flight with a hand-written message inside the cover, a Frank Sinatra Come Fly With Us CD, another 757 spec card, and of course, a business card with a hand-written note.

What I saw next, though, threw me for a complete loop. Both the note inside the book as well as the note on the business card were addressed to Bill! I thought, “Oh shucks, I got the gifts meant for a different seat.” But then I saw “15D” written on the “Final Weight Manifest” that he had folded up and used as a bookmark to indicate which seat it was meant for. Also, when I read the note inside the book, he brought up the FlyerTalk dinner in Denver. All I could do was assume that he had some sort of outdated passenger manifest that showed a “Bill” in my seat at some point prior to an hour and a half ago when I was assigned the seat by that wonderful CSR back at ORD. I’m still not sure what happened exactly. In any case, I returned to my seat and showed my seat-mates what I had gotten. I said, “See, I told you our captain was famous for this stuff – look what he gave me!”

As the flight went on, I grabbed for my stack of “Superior service deserves to be recognized” cards and began scribbling a thank-you note to Denny. A few minutes prior, he had announced that we should all look at our Boeing spec cards that he handed us when we boarded to see if there was a signature on it, which would mean that we won a bottle of Chardonnay. I remembered seeing that on the CBS video you linked to, so I was pleasantly surprised to hear that he was still keeping up the neat idea. I had looked at my spec card that he handed me when I boarded, and alas, there was no signature. Coincidently, an FA had just gotten on the PA and announced that they were still looking for one of the signature holders since they still had one bottle left. I thought, “I bet someone threw theirs away thinking it was trash – how foolish!”

Meanwhile, I could tell that we were descending into SFO, so I quickly rushed to the FA in the back galley as I put the finishing touches on my thank-you note. At the same time, the seatbelt sign went on, so I hurried back to my seat after I handed it to her. I decided to flip through the book Denny gave me and noticed the extra 752 spec card by chance. Sure enough, there was a signature on that one. It turns out the fool who failed to claim their wine was me! I had only checked the spec card he handed me while boarding, not the one in the book! I looked up and saw the FA putting the bottle of wine away in the front closet, so against better judgment (for fear that I would lose my chance), I rushed up and handed her the card. Irritated that I was out of my seat (understandably so), she grumbled while handing me the bottle and I made a mad dash back to my seat. I thought, “I’ve never met anyone so generous! A book, CD, and wine? Nice! Ben is right about this guy!”

As we touched down, I quickly turned on my phone to see if I had gotten a response from you. Sure enough, I got both! I quickly read both messages and thought instead of conveying the message verbally, I’ll show him! So, as soon as we got to the gate and began deplaning, I stepped out of the passengers’ way once I got up to the exit where he was waving them goodbye. I pulled up the first of the two messages (your shorter one), said, “Captain Flanagan, there’s a message for you!” and handed him my PDA. He read it with a smile and a laugh and handed it back. Then, he added a little further to the identity crisis by turning to the FAs standing next to him and said with a tone of commendation, “Hey! He’s one of our Million Milers!” and pointed at me. While that’s definitely a goal of mine, I’m nowhere near it. “Obviously,” I thought, “he must still think I’m Bill.” He asked me if I would be making it to the dinner and I said I wasn’t sure yet. Given that passengers were still deplaning, and I had the rare opportunity to spend 10 minutes with my dad at SFO before moving on to DEN (I called him to tell him I would be connecting through there and to meet me after he gets off work), I decided not to dig into the name confusion, and simply thanked him for everything and went on my way. I did, however, notice that my thank-you note was in his shirt pocket!

So there you have it. That’s my first Captain Flanagan story. I almost didn’t even have the opportunity to get on the flight had it not been for the WX messing with my original itinerary and the unbelievable service from the ORD CSR! What a day!

Regards,
Nima

As I posted about a couple of days ago, Priority Club decided to pull 80,000 points from my account for a stay that was already paid for. Well, as expected they returned my call today and apparently the IC Paris says that the stay was never paid for. They say that the IC Paris called up corporate and wanted to charge my CC the rack rate for the room, but corporate was generous enough to “loan” me the points and pay with that instead.

Obviously that’s total BS since the stay was paid for, so I quickly called back. I explained the situation, they agreed with me, and they tried to contact the IC Paris. Well, they couldn’t get in touch with anyone since it was so late, so said they’d give them a call tomorrow and call me back. I went on to express my disappointment in never being called about the points being deducted, and the agent clearly wasn’t trained in the art of customer service or sympathizing with the customer.

I’m getting a bit irritated since I spent about 20 minutes on hold, not to mention all the time I’ve invested before today. They better have a good answer tomorrow.

Time to go back to working on my trip report, the next installment of which will hopefully be ready tonight….

OK, so maybe the actual customer service (or at least customer interaction) isn’t bad yet, but I’m angry. Back in June I had a fantastic stay at the InterContinental LeGrand Paris on points, which someone else booked for me with their points, adding my name to the reservation and noting that I would be the one actually staying at the hotel. Everything was fine and dandy and no points were deducted from my account.

Being the type of person that checks every mileage account basically every day, I was a bit surprised to see that I had a negative balance in my Priority Club account tonight. At first I was laughing since I assumed it was some kind of glitch. Then I logged into my account and saw that they deducted 80,000 points for two nights at the IC Paris, which was already paid for!

I immediately called the “Ambassador Service Desk,” only to find that it’s closed till Monday. Fortunately they have an answering machine, so I left a polite yet very firm message stating my disappointment. The fact that they would just take 80,000 points from someone’s account without so much as notifying them or for that matter investigating the issue is disgusting, in my opinion.

I’m anxiously awaiting my response on Monday morning, and will report back….

Since I’m moving nearly three hours from the nearest UA station tomorrow (going back to school), I figured it was time to do some airport ticketing. I have a bunch of vouchers sitting around and had some travel to plan, so spent last night putting a few tickets on hold, which I ticketed at the airport today.

The TPA station is all Ted, and the agents are generally inexperienced. After a short wait for an agent that knew how to do future ticketing, I eventually got helped. First I issued my ticket for the San Francisco Mega Do in September (for those not signed up yet, you really should come, I promise it’ll be fun!). I managed to find a flight for $240 all-in roundtrip, but sadly the outbound time wasn’t ideal. On the return I got the redeye that I wanted, but for the outbound I had to book a 6PM departure, since it was $200 cheaper than the option I wanted. I figure I shouldn’t have a problem standing by for an earlier flight, at least I hope not. While I could have used a free ticket voucher for my ideal flights, I wouldn’t have earned miles and couldn’t have upgraded, two things I really don’t like (although I can deal with not upgrading, it’s the miles I don’t want to miss out on).

Anyway, I used a $200 type B voucher (from a bump), and combined it with a $35.01 voucher (from a refare), so my out of pocket cost was $4.99. Not too shabby.

Then comes the fun part. I was also issuing two free tickets for friends. This guy started cracking up. He said “wow, you’ve been busy.” I said “What can I say, your inventory management isn’t very good. I think these free tickets are costing United a bit more than they expected with all of the capacity cuts.” He laughed and said “Well, I’m glad someone else has a basic grasp of economics.” That led to Tilton talk, and we know where that always leads.

Anyway, happy to empty out my airline wallet a bit, although it’s still a bit overstuffed….

All Installments:
Introduction
Lufthansa First to Europe, part one
Lufthansa First to Europe including the First Class Terminal, part two
InterContinental Malta
Six days in Malta
Lufthansa Business MLA-FRA
InterContinental Frankfurt and a fun evening
Lufthansa First to the US with some twists and turns

 

After a 25 minute cab ride from the airport, we made it to the hotel.


Hotel exterior

We proceeded to the check-in desk, where the agent directed us to the club lounge for check-in since we were staying on the club floor, and even got someone to escort us there since we had no clue where it was.

As a bit of background, we had booked a club room on a pretty good 2-for-1 rate, whereby you pay for a club room for a night and get another night free. Since we were staying for six nights we made three consecutive reservations. Each reservation was 257 Euro, which basically means around 130 Euro/night. not too bad, although still not great considering the exchange rate.


Lobby

The club lounge is located on the 15th floor, and check-in took about 30 minutes. Not exactly instant, but understandable since the agent wanted to make sure the welcome gift and extra bed were in the room before we got there. He said we were upgraded to a “suite,” so I was curious to see what we were getting. In the meantime we had a drink in the club lounge since it was scorching hot outside and we were exhausted.

Since this was around 1PM, I was shocked by how full the club lounge was. It was by no means packed, but most club lounges have basically no one in them at that time. This place was bustling, so I was already fearing how it would be in the evening.

On the plus side they had an extensive drink selection (non-alcoholic) available all day, as well as three laptop computers that can be used in the club.


Drink selection available all day in the club lounge

The club also has a very nice terrace, although it’s not incredibly practical in the middle of summer.


Terrace


Side of the terrace

OK, now to the downside of the lounge — it lacks ambiance. I know I’ve been incredibly spoiled after experiencing the club lounges at hotels like the Conrad Hong Kong, IC Paris, IC Bali, etc., but this place just felt a bit like a living room in need of renovation, or maybe more like a Hampton Inn lobby. That might have something to do with the fact that the club is so huge, so I guess it might just be tough to give it any feeling of exclusivity.


Club lounge dining area


Club lounge sofas

Lastly, there were a lot of families with young kids that were running around the lounge.

Eventually our room was ready, which was on the 14th floor. We took the elevator down and after a pretty long walk down the hallway, made it to room 1440.

The room was a very junior suite, probably still a toddler. ;) There was a small entrance hallway where the closet was. While you may not be able to see it from the picture, it is quite big and could even be considered walk-in.


Entrance and huge closet


Inside of closet

To the right was the bathroom, which was a good size.


Bathtub


Shower


Wash area and amenities

To the left of the doorway was the room itself, which consisted of a nice couch, table, bed, and desk right near the balcony. Overall it wasn’t a huge room and a bit of a disappointing upgrade, although the novelty factor of a suite has worn off for me a bit.


Room (pardon the awful lighting)


Room, looking inwards

The balcony was pretty small with just enough room for two chairs, but had a nice view.


View from the balcony


Pool from the balcony

And of course the most important part of any room as a Royal Ambassador:


MINIBAR!


Snacks and red wine

I’m happy to report that everything in the minibar is free at this property, not just the drinks. We did a good job of depleting it for the most part every day, and thought it was pretty decent.

Last, but most definitely not least, the welcome gift, which was quite nice.


Welcome gift

Sadly none of it was touched (we only had carry-ons, so couldn’t take any of the liquids), but I thought it was quite extensive.

There will be a separate installment about our actual stay in Malta, so don’t expect too much on that in this post.

OK, time for more about the club lounge. It has the following hours:

Continental breakfast from 06.30 hrs to 11.00 hrs
Afternoon tea from 15.00 hrs to 17.00 hrs
Pre dinner drinks from 18.00 hrs to 20.00 hrs
Tea, coffee and non-alcoholic beverages are offered throughout the day

The breakfast selection was OK, definitely on the continental side. They had all kinds of breads, cheese, fruit, yogurt, scrambled eggs, and tomatoes. I did love that they had Nutella (YUM!), but at the same time there was no variety at all day-to-day. Truth be told we were always there the last 30 minutes that breakfast was served, since we were sleeping in due to the time change.

The afternoon tea was good, although I enjoyed what came with the tea more than the tea itself.


Tea and snacks

The evening selection was good, and all we ate five out of six nights. I just hate being screwed over with the Euro, so would much rather make the hotel worth it.


Drink selection


Snacks


Snacks

A few more scattered thoughts on the hotel in no particular order:

  • The pool was quite nice, although always crowded.
  • The elevators really sucked. One elevator was down, so there was generally a 5-10 minute elevator wait and then an even longer ride, stopping on basically every floor. We didn’t find any convenient stairs going to the club lounge, so often getting upstairs took quite some time.
  • The shower temperature fluctuated like crazy. Regardless of which setting one chose, the water would go from warm to boiling hot and back to warm over and over again.
  • One big plus is that the internet is free for club guests, although the way they do it is unnecessarily complicated. In the club lounge you have to ask for “internet tokens,” which have a username and password valid for a certain amount of time. It ranged anywhere from one hour to 24 hours, and we went through at least a dozen of them. I thought that was pretty inconvenient. On the plus side because of this you can have two computers from the same room accessing the internet without paying extra.
  • The staff at the hotel in general was quite indifferent. While some were nice, I’m still having a hard time adjusting from Bali, where literally every employee I crossed paths with would say “good afternoon, sir” with a smile.
  • The biggest problem with the hotel is where it’s located, in the heart of Paceville. I’ll talk more about this in my next installment, but it’s pretty much located right next to all of the clubs, bars, etc. Paceville is overrun by wasted 14 year olds, most of which are locals. You have the older drunks that are often on holiday as well, but the local population that seems to go out in this area was (without exaggerating) probably 14 on average. So walking outside of the hotel after 10PM can be both entertaining and sad at the same time, from 14 year olds doing stupid, drunk things, to making out on the street.
  • The InterContinental has a beach club located about five minutes by foot from the hotel, although I was a bit disappointed by the beach. It was made up of rock-type things, and not really sand, and it was very crowded. If you’re looking for a beach vacation, go elsewhere!


Intercontinental Beach Club


Beach club

  • Another nice touch was that every few days they’d put a bottle of water and some small snacks in the room. Nothing huge, but a nice (and tasty!) gesture.


Snacks left in room

So would I return? Well, let me put it this way. If I were to return to Malta I would consider staying here just because the Royal Ambassador benefits are great, like the free mini-bar and upgrade. That being said, if I weren’t an RA I definitely wouldn’t. Also, I’m not sure if I really need to return to Malta. I’m happy to have seen it, but it’s not a destination I really need to return to. More on that in the next post, but overall I give the hotel an indifferent review.

All the details can be found here. Mighty tempting!

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