Don’t be that guy with a Blackberry, cell phone, and a beeper (do those even exist anymore? it’s something like that) that paces races around the Red Carpet Club for well over 30 minutes while on a phone call. At least only torture one or two of us with your phone call, not all of us! I mean, based on your swagger you’re obviously a top executive for a massive corporation that’s closing a ten billion dollar deal, so I can’t imagine you’d want us to actually hear what you’re saying?

That’s all for now, thanks for listening to my rant.