So I was supposed to mileage run yesterday. I was actually really, really looking forward to my mileage run because for the first time ever it was a same day trip with no redeye involved. My routing was Tampa to Chicago at 6:45AM, then Chicago to San Francisco at 10AM, then San Francisco to Washington at 1PM, then Washington to Tampa at 10PM. All my upgrades were confirmed and three of the four flights were almost sold out, so I figured I had a good shot at a bump.

Also, I pride myself in never having missed a flight out of Tampa, despite them usually leaving between 5:30AM and 9AM. But all that changed yesterday, unfortunately. I set my alarm for 4:30AM, woke up, and somehow fell back asleep. I was awake again at 6AM, 45 minutes before departure.

You know, I never thought I’d feel so hopeless and disoriented. My flight was leaving in 45 minutes, which is exactly how long it takes to get to the airport. I knew I wouldn’t make the flight. So I should have probably gone for the flat tire rule, but after taking a quick look at the flight schedule, I realize that there was no other way to get to SFO before my return flight. Most flights that day were sold out, so I really didn’t want to risk it and spend the day in middle seats in coach. So in a rather pissed off mood I just went back to bed. I figured it wasn’t meant to be. I only paid $45 for the ticket, so there wasn’t a huge loss in not going.

Oh boy was I wrong! Aside from three of the four flights being sold out (meaning at least one of them probably needed volunteers), I continued to get EasyUpdate messages on my phone regarding my San Francisco to Washington flight. It was supposed to leave at 1PM, but progressively got pushed back to 5PM. Eventually united.com indicated that the flight would have a stop in Chicago (I was guessing crew time was becoming an issue), and then eventually the flight was canceled “due to crew.” So not only would I have probably gotten one of those “apology” emails from United which offers some very nice compensation options, but I would have gotten rebooked on a flight that was probably close to sold out.

Drats! Well in my nearly three quarter of a million miles of flying United, that was my first time oversleeping. So I guess that’s not too bad. But you can bet it’s not happening again.

In early February bmi announced a nice promotion whereby you earn 5,000 bmi miles for each stay at a Wyndham property through February 28 (maximum four). Well, this has now been extended through March 31, so there’s more time to earn bmi miles at less than one cent each.

I’m still debating whether or not to take advantage of this offer. I see some hotels that I could pay a visit to for $39 per night, which is a fantastic deal. But these are also the places I wouldn’t stay at unless my life depended on it. Take this TripAdvisor review, for example, of one of the hotels that’s very cheap:

No words can accurately convey how very unpleasant staying in this motel was. There were relatively fresh blood stains on the ripped comforter. Everything (walls, carpet, drapes) was grimy and mysteriously stained. Had to sleep in my clothes and couldn’t make myself take a shower in the morning for fear of having to use their towels. Would very strongly recommend staying elsewhere.

Or this one:

I found out it is a place that probably charges by the hour!! The locals said it was a hooker joint. It is NOT a clean place, nor maintained properly.

Yeah, no way in heck I’m staying there, but do I just go and check-in for the miles? Toughie….

(Tip of the hat to Gary)

Earlier in the week I mentioned that I had a very frustrating experience booking an AAdvantage award, but fortunately everything worked out fine. Before I get into my rant, I’d like to say this up front — agents that deal with award tickets do NOT have an easy job. People are unrealistic. They want to book a nonstop award to Europe in first class over summer for their family of eight on the exact dates they want. At times it works out, but other times it doesn’t.

And as someone that helps a lot of people book awards, I usually explain up front some of the challenges, and mention that a connection might be necessary to go to Europe over summer when booking only a month out. So I can certainly understand why some reservations agents at the airlines assume we’re all uninformed. They seem to think that no one knows the difference between an award seat and a revenue seat, and they also seem to think no one understands the rules.

Now for 95% of people they’re probably spot on (most people reading this probably belong in the other 5%). Most people think that if they see a seat they can buy, they can also use miles for it. And they also don’t understand the tricks of booking awards. But then there are others that do. And I’d like to think I have a pretty good working knowledge of awards at most airlines, and dare I say it, I believe I know the rules better than most agents at most airlines.

But I can never say that. As it is they’re accusing me of not knowing what I’m talking about, so understandably if I said “you’re wrong,” they’d roll their eyes and hang up on me. So anyway, that aside, this brings me to my story.

So I put two AAdvantage awards on hold for my brother and me for travel next week in first class. I always like to “maximize the experience,” so our routing is a bit convoluted. We’re flying from Tampa to Miami to New York Kennedy to San Francisco to Hong Kong to Bali, and back on the same routing. Why? Well, Miami to New York Kennedy is on one of the 757s configured with international business class, and I’d love to try out the seat, while New York to San Francisco is in first class on American’s Flagship Service (similar to United’s Premium Service). I think the rest of the routing, on Cathay Pacific, is rather self explanatory.

So everything was fine and dandy. We put the award on hold through midnight on Wednesday, so at around 7PM I called to ticket the reservation. But we ran into an issue, which was my fault. Our plan was rather complicated — the miles for my ticket were coming from one account, while the miles for my brother’s ticket were coming from two accounts (but American allows one-way awards, so I didn’t think it would be an issue). I explained this clearly when I first put the itinerary on hold, and the agent insisted it wouldn’t be an issue. I really wasn’t thinking, because I should have known better. As it turns out they would need to split up his record if miles are coming from two accounts, which means they would have to “drop” some of the award seats. That’s usually not an issue, but on one of the flights there weren’t any more award seats, so it turned into a huge gamble all of a sudden, because Cathay Pacific would have to re-release an award seat in order to rebook.

But that’s not the issue. American’s agent misinformed me, but as someone that’s pretty well versed in this stuff, I should have known better, so I blame myself. What I do blame them for, however, is their incompetence over the next five hours.

Specifically, the issue came with the Hong Kong to Bali segment. This flight is operated by a 747 which has three cabins, but they only sell the flight as a two cabin, meaning you can’t book first class. As a result we were placed in business class. And there were lots of business class award seats available. At least nine, to be exact.

So we tried to rebuild the outbound portion of the trip (I was feeling lucky, what can I say). The agent finds availability on all segments of the trip except for Hong Kong to Bali. She insists there’s not a single award seat. I knew better since I was looking at the British Airways award tool, which was showing plenty of award seats. My first question to the agent was “are you sure, I called a while ago and the agent said there were still plenty of award seats?” She responded “no, you mean revenue seats. They are still selling a lot of seats, but there aren’t any award seats.” I responded with “oh, well I’m also looking online on British Airways’ website, and they have several business class award seats remaining.” Then she started with my least favorite phrase from any reservations agent, which is utter BS — “Well each airline is allocated their own award inventory, so American has used up all of their award seats but British Airways might not have.”

How do you nicely tell an agent they’re wrong? Well, there’s no nice way, but what she was saying just wasn’t true. So after going back and forth for a while and her basically accusing me of not knowing the difference between an award and revenue seat, I decided we wouldn’t get anywhere (and of course I didn’t tell her she was wrong, I tried to be nice and get somewhere).

This time I decided on a different strategy. I called and asked specifically about availability from Hong Kong to Bali without mentioning the reservation I had on hold. And not surprisingly, the agent indicated that there were business class award seats available. I asked her how many, and she indicated there were lots. So I went ahead and explained the reservation I had on hold (it took about 20 minutes to explain the situation), and she seemed willing to help. Then she came back and told me “oh, those seats aren’t there anymore, someone must have snatched them.” Really, all nine of them?! I asked her to once again search that specific segment, and she saw them again. She insisted she wasn’t making a mistake, though, but rather “Cathay Pacific must have just released more award inventory.” Um, yeah.

So we’re good to go, right? She rebuilds an itinerary with all the flights I want, and then says “that’ll be 90,000 miles” (and this is for a one way award which is supposed to be 67,500 miles each way). I asked why, and she said it’s because Bali to Hong Kong is in business class, so they had to book it as separate awards. Huhhh???? “Yes, you’re on a first class award so you have to fly first class.”

“Ma’am, this flight only has two cabins, there’s no first class, business class is the highest cabin.” She insisted it in fact has first class, so I suggested she look at the revenue buckets and see that there is no “F,” which is the first class code. She comes back and tells me that this is simply a glitch, and that I have to fly first class. So I asked her to search the days around my departure date for first class, just to show her that not a single flight would have first class. But of course she searched a month around my date and came back with a different conclusion — “Sir, award seats to Bali are very difficult, nothing is available.” So she doesn’t budge, so I’m transferred to a supervisor. The supervisor insists that I was voluntarily downgraded to business class on the Hong Kong to Bali segment. No clue where he pulled that out of, because I put the reservation on hold a day earlier and it definitely wasn’t scheduled to be a different plane.

Anyway, I won’t go into more detail on this, but eventually it did work out after a big gamble and five hours on the phone. Agents that don’t know what they’re doing suck. And agents that assume no passenger has a clue what they’re doing suck even more.

But hey, what’s the fun without a little pain? And I actually kind of enjoy these battles, which is what makes helping others with awards fun. Unfortunately when other people are told these lies by agents they accept them as facts. We’ve gotta know better than that!

Via Fox:

A Pinnacle Airlines flight from Rochester, N.Y., to Atlanta was canceled after two flight attendants got into a fight, AJC.com reported.

Two female flight attendants got into a verbal argument and the pilot decided to cancel the flight, Amy Howell, owner of Howell Marketing Strategies, which represents Pinnacle Airlines, told FoxNews.com.

“They told us we had to get off the plane because stewardesses were fighting,” said passenger Corey Minton.

I’d pay good money to have been there. At least $100 or 100,000 SkyMiles (they’re worth about the same, right?)….

The one thing that (unfortunately) surprises me is that the pilot decided to cancel the flight. Typically, the only thing lacking more than flying experience when it comes to some regional jet pilots is their decision making and negotiating skills. I figured the pilot would have said “but I just work here, I dunno what to do.”

Any bets as to what happened? Did one flight attendant break the other flight attendant’s six inch nails with scenes of Hawaii on them?

It’s time for a reader photo. Thanks to Rose for sending in this one.

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Correct Answer: King Abdullah Mosque, Amman, Jordan
Winner: David

If you’d like your photo featured, please email it to me at onemileatatime@hotmail.com, along with the correct answer.

Similar to the promotion they had last yearPriority Club is offering bonus points for unique partner activities through March 31 (click the link for participating partners). You get 1,000 bonus points for your first partner activity, 2,000 bonus points for your second partner activity, and 3,000 bonus points for your third partner activity. Unlike the last promotion, you don’t earn 4,000 bonus points for the fourth partner activity.

Oddly enough this promotion seems to have started on February 1, yet I’m just hearing about it now. After the fiasco with the last promotion due to the points not posting correctly, I’m kind of surprised they’re doing this again.

Anyway, this should be a cheap way to earn 6,000 Priority Club points. Go to a Priority Club dining restaurant, swap a few miles via points.com, and buy something through one of their online merchants.

I tend to plan “exotic” international trips with a decent bit of advance notice because anticipation is often the best part of vacations. Well, not this time. My brother and I will be heading to Bali in Cathay Pacific first class next week. Tough life, right?

You’re probably wondering why we waited so long to book. I knew our spring break was coming up, that’s nothing new. We were simply struggling with where to go. Initially we were going to do a Star Alliance first class ticket to Asia via Europe, and even spent several weeks planning it. Then the Lufthansa strike happened and that didn’t pan out. Now I’m especially happy I chose to go a different route, since the strike might just resume in the next couple of weeks.

Just for fun I decided to check Cathay Pacific first class award availability a few days ago. I figured it was worth a try, although wasn’t expecting anything. Well, much to my surprise I found two first class seats on the ideal flights from San Francisco to Hong Kong, along with great connections to Bali. Add that to American Flagship Service from New York, and we booked in a heartbeat. Unfortunately I spent five hours on the phone with American this evening to book, thanks to some of the most incompetent agents I’ve ever had to deal with. More on that later.

Usually I’d try to combine another “action” city with a relaxing place like Bali, but this trip is a bit different. I’m not usually one for lounging around, but that’s what we’ll be doing this time around. My brother is just finishing up business school and will be doing quite a bit of “real” travel over the summer, so he’s just looking to get away for a week. I really, really, really need a week to be “disconnected,” and Bali and international first class is the only place I seem to really relax and clear my mind.

We’ll be staying at my favorite hotel, the InterContinental Bali. I don’t think there’s a single hotel I’ve convinced more people to visit than this one. Since I wrote my review of the property a couple of years back, I’ve sent probably close to 100 people there, and each person has come back completely satisfied. The hotel really is spectacular, the club lounge is one of a kind, and the service is just out of this world. I don’t think there’s any place in the world that has a more genuine service culture than Bali, and the InterContinental certainly takes it one step further in terms of how “polished” the service is. You can bet I’ll write an updated report about the experience. I can’t imagine my stay will be as spectacular as the last one given the upgrade to the Jimbaran Suite last time, but we can certainly hope!

Anyway, I’m quite looking forward to it….

I’ve booked hundreds of awards in my lifetime, but this one takes the cake, and I don’t mean that in a good way. Stay tuned.

Wait a second, isn’t this the same airline that told us to empty our bladders before flying? Well, now they’re introducing female only lavatories on their international flights. Apparently there’s going to be one in the rear of the aircraft which can be used by female passengers in all classes of service.

And of course as is to be expected, there are a bunch of restrictions:

-Use of Women-Only Lavatories by Men
In most cases, men will be restricted from using the women-only lavatories.
In the following situations, however, and depending on flight conditions, men may be allowed to use these facilities. Passengers are requested to check with a cabin attendant after boarding.

- When required for safety reasons, just prior to the seat belt sign being turned on during take-off and landing.
- When a passenger is not feeling well and a personal emergency requires such use.
- When there are very few female passengers and the women-only designation has been lifted for the flight.
*An in-flight announcement will be made in such cases.

I’m most curious about the last one. How many female passengers would “very few” be?

This just seems to me like more trouble than it’s worth. Then again, I’m a guy….

I mean, I guess this makes sense. There’s no way we can do anything bad if we have nothing to hide. And we might not have to show up at the airport two  hours before departure anymore either….

(Tip of the hat to Karyn)

…screenbert!

Thanks to all that took part in the Hilton free night giveaway. Lots of you made me laugh. One or two of you even made me cry. But it wasn’t me judging, it was my brother. And after spending hours reading all the entries and narrowing it down to about a dozen, my brother eventually chose entry nine:

How about juggling in all the places you visit? On one of my trips I went to Brazil/Florida and juggled everywhere. I received some wierd looks, I got drenched in water (about 2/3 of the way through), I juggled in front of my hotel with a fire-juggling pan handler and even took a ride on a “sandboard” while juggling. Bloopers are at the end of the video. If the final wipeout at the very end (after the credit screen) doesn’t make you laugh then you need to get your funnybone checked out. And as always I enjoy reading your blog.

Here’s the video:
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Very funny video! Congrats and you can expect an email shortly.

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