It’s time for a reader photo. Thanks to Kai for sending in this one.

Correct Answer: Kyoto JR Station – Mall Area
Winner: David S. Miller

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I wasn’t going to blog about this, but I just saw the story covered so comically on the local news that I feel the urge to. The teaser on the local news station was “and here’s something you have to watch out for on your next flight.”

What am I talking about? Well, the lady that flew from Washington to Philadelphia last night (the article refers to it as a “redye” — hah!) on a United Express flight (the article refers to it as a United Airways Express flight — hah!) and somehow was found on the plane by cleaning crews 3.5 hours after it arrived at the gate at around 4AM.

Yes, I should probably be concerned about how exactly the crew didn’t catch her, but what I’m more surprised by is how the hell she slept so well on a regional jet? Seriously? Those planes don’t have nearly the suspension of a bigger jet, so the landings are almost always firm, and the cabin lights are at maximum brightness during deplaning. I’m also amazed none of her fellow passengers woke her up. But seriously lady, could you give me some tips? I can’t sleep in domestic first class on a real redeye, let alone an uncomfortable regional jet. How the heck did you sleep *that* well for so many hours without once waking up (it seems)?

I wish I could say I’m surprised the crew didn’t find her, but I’m not. The flight attendants on these East Cost regional airlines are typically more concerned about having lost a bit of nail polish on their six inch nails with scenes of Hawaii on them than taking care of passengers. And while I’m not sure about Trans States, on most regional carriers the flight attendants seem to store their bags in bins towards the back of the plane, which really makes me wonder how this lady was missed.

(Tip of the hat to Matthew)

I’ll be doing a mileage run from Tampa to Seattle tomorrow, and I’ve gotta say, I’m kind of proud of my routing. It involves five segments and includes quite some nice coast-hopping. My routing tomorrow is one of the many reasons I’m not looking forward to the Continental merger — ain’t no way in hell they’re gonna keep allowing this stuff.

But getting in over 4,500 miles on a one-way domestic trip is pretty darn good, in my opinion. I won’t explicitly post my routing, but it shouldn’t be that hard to figure out. And I’ll be tweeting from each city tomorrow, so I’m sure you’ll be able to catch on then. And of course you’ll see at least two pictures of my hot nuts, three pictures of airline meals, four pictures of gate lice, and five pictures of the TSA. ;)

Oh, and to add to all of it I’ll be doing a bit of an “experiment” tomorrow. I’ll be flying in an undershirt (don’t worry, it’ll be fresh), shorts, and Vans. Despite being young I never seem to get questioned or kicked out of elite lines despite constantly hearing this from others, so am kind of curious to see how it all works out. And of course I’ll be tweeting about how that turns out, along with posting pictures of anyone that’s an a$$ to me.

It all adds up to a fun day! :D

Through June 30, American is offering 500 AAdvantage miles to anyone that downloads the AAdvantage eShopping toolbar and does at least one search on it. This should take all of a minute, and as far as I can tell you can uninstall the toolbar after you do that search.

I can’t even begin to say how exciting this is. For the first time in at least a year I see Singapore Airlines first class award availability between the US and Asia on the ANA tool. Now in fairness there have been other opportunities to snag first class space, but not through most programs. Lufthansa, for example, has a special relationship with Singapore Airlines, and somehow Continental seems to have access to some availability, even when nothing shows on the ANA tool (I’m not sure if they’re doing manual sells or what).

But now I’m seeing space on SQ11/12 (the Los Angeles to Singapore via Tokyo Narita flight). The bad news is that it’s only short notice. I’m not seeing any space more than four days before departure, but hell, with Singapore Airlines I’ll take what I can get. Given that they haven’t released any space between the US and Asia to all Star Alliance partners in first class in a long time, this is huge progress. Now here’s to hoping we see a bit of availability further out!

Even more exciting is that they’re not just releasing the space on the through flight (Los Angeles to Singapore) as they did in the past, but they’re also releasing space on the individual segments. So the award space is also showing up when only searching for a Los Angeles to Tokyo flight as well as just searching a Tokyo to Singapore flight.

Also, I’m noticing that ANA seems to be opening up some first class award space really close to departure as well. We’re talking 2-5 days before departure. But I do see the odd first class seat between most of their US gateways and Tokyo Narita on several days.

I might have some time for a quick trip in a few weeks, in which case I might just plan something with only a couple of days advance notice. The opportunity to fly Singapore Airlines in first class again and to finally try ANA first class is too much to pass up. Might even try to squeeze in Asiana first class.

Through their “Summer Blockbuster” promotion, US Airways is offering a 50% mileage bonus on hotel stays, car rentals, and the conversion of points to miles. Registration is required and the promotion runs through July 31.

So the place this promotion really shines is the conversion of Starwood points to US Airways miles. When you transfer 20,000 Starwood points you always get a 5,000 mile bonus, so that means transferring 65,000 Starwood points would typically get you 80,000 miles. Now you can add 50% to that for a total of 120,000 miles, enough for a first class ticket to North Asia.

Given US Airways’ very liberal routing rules (they allow you to route from the US to Asia via Europe, for example) and lack of Starnet blocking, this is quite a value.

That means my 200,000 Starwood points translate into three first class tickets to Asia or Europe. Now that’s kind of tough to beat. And this promotion is rather timely for me, as I was about to transfer Starwood points to Air Canada’s Aeroplan program.

(Tip of the hat to Gary)

It’s time for a reader photo. Thanks to Nadia for sending in this one.

Correct Answer: Lok Ma Chau border crossing on train station from Shenzhen to Hong Kong
Winner: caelus

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Just a minor gripe, but I do feel the need to bring this up. It frustrates me when people — airline phone agents, airport agents, or anyone, for that matter — refer to award tickets as “free tickets.” Yes, they can be great deals, especially in premium cabins, but they’re by no means free.

At the very least they “cost” a lot of loyalty and a hefty amount in taxes. More than likely, they cost quite a bit in cold hard cash too (phone fees, close-in-ticketing fees, change fees, redeposit fees, partner fees, fuel surcharges, etc.), not to mention people often buy miles for award tickets. Heck, I know plenty of people that bought $10,000+ worth of US Airways miles back when they had that crazy promotion at the end of last year.

So while it can be a great deal, award tickets aren’t in any way, shape, or form, free. So when I called Asiana a few days ago to select seats for my brother on a first class ticket and the agent said “oh, this is a free ticket booked through Air Canada,” I was very tempted to lecture him, but of course I knew better.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming…

…and yeah, sadly these are all true. I’ve experienced them firsthand.

  1. Your seatmate tells you how her daughter, who is seated across the aisle, is a huge slut. She then asks if you’re single. No thanks, mom!
  2. You sit next to a young female in first class who’s a non-rev and is very interesting to talk to. You later find out that her dad is a pilot you know. You’re then asked if you know a certain flight attendant. Amazingly enough, you do. When asking why, you’re told it’s because her dad cheated on her mom with this flight attendant. Good to know!
  3. Your seatmate (who is in the window seat while you’re in the aisle) on a redeye gets food poisoned and proceeds to nearly pass out, only to crap in his pants. Once he changes his pants and is good to go, you ask if he’ll be ok. The response is “yeah, but I might have to use the bathroom a few more times.” So much for getting any sleep!
  4. A fellow passenger pisses off the flight attendants. No, really. Learn from her. Urinating (a lot) in the rear galley of a 757 isn’t a good idea. Neither are drugs and copious amounts of alcohol before boarding a flight, unless you enjoy being met by cops upon landing.
  5. And of course, as I was griping about last week, the passengers seated across from you are making out, while the male passenger attempts to “massage” himself.

Gosh, I could go on and on, but those were a few of my favorites. Anyone have any to add?

Citi is offering 35,000 bonus miles for new card members that make $750 in purchases within the first fourth months of card membership. The annual fee is even waived for the first year. This offer is valid for the personal American Express and MasterCard, as well as the business Visa card.

This is definitely the best Citi AAdvantage offer I’ve ever seen, though unfortunately these cards can’t be churned anymore, so it is for first time cardholders of each type of card only. So my understanding is that if you’ve had a Mastercard in the past, you can still get the bonus for an American Express, for example.

(Tip of the hat to Gary)

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OK, this is sad and funny at the same time. A Canadian citizen was crossing the US/Canada border to go on a shopping trip in the US with his wife and decided to record the interaction.

Now it’s clear he had an agenda when he showed up at the border with a recording device, and at first I thought the US immigration offer was being very rude, but the second guy had the patience of a saint. It’s rare I’ll agree with the approach taken by US immigration officers, but in this case I will. The guy recording this is a douchebag and I’m betting his body language was even worse than his (verbal) attitude.

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