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After a quick ride on the City Airport Train I made it to Vienna Airport about 90 minutes before my flight. I had a bit of trouble finding the British Midland check-in area, until I realized that Austrian Airlines handles their check-in.


Vienna terminal


Business class check-in

After queuing in the business class line for about five minutes my check-in was quickly processed and I was issued boarding passes all the way to Los Angeles.

I proceeded to security where there was virtually no line, making for an easy process.

Once through passport control I proceeded to the first Austrian business class lounge I could find, which wasn’t far away.


Duty free shops


Austrian business class lounge entrance


Business class lounge entrance

The lounge wasn’t especially nice or aesthetically pleasing. I was quite hungry as I hadn’t had breakfast, though the extent of their breakfast spread was limited to some croissants.


Business class lounge


Business class lounge


Snack selection


Drink selection


Lots of water!

After spending about 20 minutes there I figured I’d see if there isn’t a better lounge, so started walking closer to my departure gate.

I managed to find another Austrian lounge, though this one was a Star Gold lounge and not a business class lounge, so seemed to be much nicer.


Star Gold lounge

There was only one family in the lounge, and the breakfast spread was much nicer, featuring breads, meats, cheeses, yogurt, muesli, scrambled eggs, etc.


Star Gold lounge snack selection

I settled for some strawberry yogurt with granola and a cinnamon roll.


Breakfast

About half an hour before departure I proceeded to security and then my departure gate, which was D33. Unfortunately yet again it was a remote gate, though at least boarding started on-time.


Gate area

The bus ride had pretty nice views of the tarmac, including of some airlines you otherwise don’t see a whole lot of.


Bus

After a five minute drive we were dropped off at our Airbus 319.


Airbus 319


Airbus 319

British Midland 426
Vienna (VIE) – London (LHR)
Thursday, May 26
Depart: 11:40AM
Arrive: 1:05PM
Duration: 2hr25min
Aircraft: Airbus 319
Seat: 3C (Business Class)

I was quite looking forward to flying British Midland, given that I had never flown them before and that frankly, I wasn’t convinced they were actually an airline (but instead a cleverly disguised frequent flyer program).

The seats were once again typical intra-Europe business class seats which aren’t especially comfortable, though the cabin was fairly empty so I had the set of three seats (with the middle seat blocked) to myself.


Business class


My seat, 2A


Legroom

The first thing that struck me about British Midland was the crew. They have very… interesting uniforms. Their top hats led me to believe they might be part of Lucky Charms’ extended family, or perhaps on a witch hunt… certainly one or the other.


Flight attendant uniform

Boarding quickly went downhill as the guy across the aisle from me settled in. He was loudly finishing some very important business deals, and he wasn’t afraid to make sure the whole cabin heard just how important he is.

Before we pushed back the captain welcomed us aboard and advised us of the flight time of 1hr50min, anticipating an on-time arrival. As we began our taxi the flight attendants started the manual safety demo, though I was more interested in the traffic outside (Korean Air Cargo, Tunisair, NIKI, etc.).


Korean Air Cargo

After a 10-minute wait for takeoff we were airborne and I was quite enjoying the beautiful landscape on departure.


View after takeoff

As soon as we leveled off the service began. The lead flight attendant was serving business class alone, which was perfectly fine given that there were only a handful of passengers.

For lunch was the choice between gnocchi and a chicken dish, and I went with the former. It was served with a small salad, bread, and chocolate tart.


Lunch

I spent the rest of my flight working on my laptop, while the aforementioned self-important businessman spent half of the flight in the loo with a newspaper. At least he wasn’t afraid to hide it.

We began our descent into London about 30 minutes before landing and it was a rather bumpy one, as the weather wasn’t good.


Approach into London

The landing was one of the rougher ones I’ve experienced, given that we touched down with one wheel and were airborne again before finally touching down.


Final approach

I lucked out on this trip as far as terminal transfers go. I arrived in terminal 1 and would also be departing from terminal 1, which meant I only had to run a half marathon to make my connection.


Terminal

While I was primarily planning on using the Star Alliance lounge, I figured I’d pay British Midland’s Great British Lounge a quick visit, since I had heard lots of good things about it.


Great British Lounge

It’s a bit out of the way and as I entered the agents were certainly surprised I made the trek all the way to the lounge when I was flying Air New Zealand, though still warmly welcomed me.

The lounge itself is very stylish, though when I was there, packed.

The lounge has lots of unique seating areas, from relaxation seats, to bar stools, to tables, to couches, to a business center.


Great British Lounge


Great British Lounge


Great British Lounge


Conference room


Workstations


Great British Lounge


Great British Lounge

The snack selection was also decent with soup, salad, sandwiches, fruit, and every unhealthy packaged snack imaginable.


Food selection


Sandwiches


Salad


Fruit and drinks


Chips

The one downside was that the wifi was so slow that it was practically useless, so I quickly left the lounge in favor of the Star Alliance lounge, which was a 10-minute walk away.

Trust me, I’m as shocked as you guys are. Well, I just got off my first flight on British Midland from Vienna to London, and I’m surprised to find out that they’re a real airline. With real airplanes. And real people.

If you have no clue what I’m talking about, you probably don’t credit any of your frequent flyer miles to British Midland. You see, they’re a member of the Star Alliance and have a very lucrative award chart and earnings ratio, so a lot of us credit some flights to them from travel on other Star Alliance airlines without having ever stepped foot on one of their planes.

As an elite member with them for the past three years, I was utterly convinced they weren’t a real airline, but rather only a frequent flyer program based in India (and a brilliant one at that). I had never flown them before, and aside from seeing the occasional British Midland plane at London Heathrow (which I had previously just assumed was a mirage), never had any contact with them.

But they are indeed an airline, and actually decent enough, at least as decent as intra-Europe business class gets.

The flight attendants have fairly odd uniforms, as if they’re dressed up for a New Years Eve party with the guy from Lucky Charms (top hat, tacky gold buttons on their jackets, etc.).

The meal service was actually quite good, consisting of a salad, pine nut gnocchi, and chocolate raspberry tart.

The only other noteworthy thing about the flight was the uber-obnoxious guy seated across from me. I’ll save the details on that for the trip report, other than to say that he spent about 30 minutes in the loo with the Daily Mail. Creative, I’ve never actually seen someone take a newspaper or magazine into the lavatory on a plane.

While there are many reasons to love British Midland’s Diamond Club program, one of my favorites has to be their ability to make changes with a) no formal annoucement b) no advance notice c) so ambiguous that no one has any clue what they’re talking about.

Case in point, British Midland has just added the following to their award redemption chart:

Where the only available routing on an award flight takes you via a higher zone a surcharge will be applied – 15,000 miles each way for Economy, 22,500 miles each way for Business Class, and 37,500 miles each way for First Class.

Now, I don’t think anyone actually knows exactly what that means, though I’ll take a stab at it. British Midland has a “zone based” award chart, which can be a good thing or a bad thing depending on where you’re traveling to.

Historically, there are some destinations that savvy Diamond Club members favor due to British Midland’s award pricing. Kathmandu, for example, is one of them. Why? Because it’s technically in zone 10, while the only practical way to get there is via Bangkok, which is in zone 7. Starting in Europe, for example, an award from zone 1 (London) to zone 7 (Bangkok) would cost 120,000 miles roundtrip in business class, while an award from zone 1 (London) to zone 10 (Kathmandu) via zone 7 (Bangkok) would only be 75,000 miles roundtrip in business class. Best of all, you could add a stopover in Bangkok, so save 45,000 miles by continuing on to Kathmandu.

So I’m guessing that’s the intent here. However, there are several things that make this confusing. For one, they list this under the “miles required for a return flight in business or first” tab, while this apparently also applies to economy. Second, what do they really mean by saying “where the only available routing takes you via a higher zone?” Does that refer to the zone number or the cost of the award in miles? Beyond that, what about the cases where you can legally connect in another zone to get somewhere. It wouldn’t make sense not to charge the surcharge then, but to charge the surcharge when there’s no other option.

British Midland also charges a 10,000 mile premium for every award segment in Lufthansa first class, so combining a two segment award in Lufthansa first class with the above new restriction, you’re potentially looking at 95,000 miles in “surcharges” alone for a roundtrip. And that doesn’t include the actual cost of the award or the fuel surcharges and taxes.

Since I’ve received over a dozen emails about it this morning alone, I suppose it’s worth a quick discussion.

Last week I posted about the offer for free British Midland Silver status just for signing up as a new member of Diamond Club. Given that this gives you free Star Alliance Silver perks, it’s quite a good deal, especially for those that don’t otherwise have status.

Unfortunately, everyone that signed up through the offer seems to have received the following email:

Dear _______

We’re pleased to see that you recently joined our Diamond Club frequent flyer programme. However, I’m writing to you because unfortunately the link you used to join was an exclusive by invitation only offer and as noted in our terms and conditions was non transferable.

Regrettably, we will not be honouring the Silver status, and over the next few days your account will be downgraded to Blue status. Our decision is final, and we won’t be entering into any further correspondence on this. On a positive note though, our frequent flyer programme is one of the most generous programmes around, and you only need to earn 16,000 membership status miles to earn a Silver membership. When you fly with us, or any of the Star Alliance airlines, you’ll reach Silver status in no time at all. You’ll also have access to all our offers and promotions, as well as being the first to hear about our great sale fares. We hope you’ll still enjoy the benefits of your Diamond Club membership.

Regards

First of all, that’s one harsh email, in my opinion. So it appears that this was an invitation only link, which seems strange to me. There was nothing indicating it was invitation only, but then again, British Midland’s IT isn’t known to be the best in the world. And frankly, the offer didn’t seem to be too far out of line. In the past, British Midland has offered sign-up bonuses of around 9,000 miles, so this doesn’t seem too far off either.

What I really wonder, however, is why they didn’t honor this. I mean, what’s the real cost to them of someone with Silver status? I can’t imagine they have to compensate an airline when they’re getting a free checked bag, and there aren’t many other benefits to Silver status.

So my apologies to those of you that signed up through this offer. You win some, you lose some, I guess.

British Midland is offering free Silver status to those that join Diamond Club through this link. Even if you have no intention of ever flying British Midland, keep in mind that Silver status with British Midland also comes with Star Alliance Silver status, which gets you two free checked bags whenever flying with a Star Alliance airline, and sometimes even gives you priority boarding. So if nothing else, this is a way to avoid bag fees on Star Alliance for those without status.

British Midland is offering 1,000 Diamond Club miles for completing a quick survey about their route network. I see nothing that suggests that the survey is targeted, though that’s no guarantee that the miles will post for everyone.

It has been rumored for a long time now that British Midland’s Diamond Club loyalty program would be merged into Lufthansa’s Miles & More program by the middle of this year, as I wrote about six months ago. British Midland has a great frequent flyer program, preferred by many to Miles & More. While the elite benefits aren’t anything exciting, the award redemption opportunities are great, with a very generous region based award chart (in some cases) and also the opportunity to do “cash and mile” awards, which can be quite a bargain.

Anyway, British Midland’s CEO mentioned the following during a Facebook/Twitter chat:

Now that bmi is a part of the Lufthansa group of airlines, we are evaluating being part of Miles & More in the long term. A final decision has not been taken and such a move would not happen in 2011.

So it looks like Diamond Club is here to stay, at least for now.

(Tip of the hat to The Wandering Aramean)

In discussing the holiday hours for the call center, British Midland’s “December news and offers” email provides us a glimpse of what their call center must look like:

There are at least three things wrong with the above picture:

1) That’s definitely not what the agents look like
2) There’s more than one agent in the picture
3) They’re smiling in the picture

As pointed out in the FlyerTalk thread on the subject, this is probably closer to what British Midland’s call center looks like. If you’ve never had the distinct honor of dealing with the British Midland call center before, let’s just say they make United’s outsourced agents look like industry-leading professionals.

Talk about a hidden promotion! British Midland is offering a 50% bonus on purchased miles through December 12. I don’t see this being promoted anywhere publicly by British Midland, though if you log into your Diamond Club account and click on “buy destination miles,” you should see the offer. You can purchase a maximum of 24,000 destination miles per year with them. Through this promotion, you pay the cost of 16,000 miles, and would get a total of 24,000 destination miles at a cost of £207.00GBP, or about $327USD. If my math is right, that’s under 1.4 cents per mile, which is a great value for bmi miles, at least until British Midland’s Diamond Club gets merged into Lufthansa’s Miles & More program sometime next year.

(Tip of the hat to TMtravelworld)

British Midland has announced that starting October 11, they will partner with Jet Airways, both on the mileage earning and redemption front. I’m curious to see what the award chart will look like, since I assume it will be different than the Star Alliance chart, much like what they do with Virgin Atlantic and Qatar.

I have quite a few bmi miles sitting around, and I’d definitely like to visit India (and fly Jet Airways)!

As reported by Musings of the Global Traveller, bmi’s Diamond Club program will be merging into Lufthansa Miles & More by mid-2011 at the latest.

For those of you not familiar with bmi, they’re a great airline to credit miles to, even if you never fly them. They offer double miles (both redeemable and elite qualifying) for most Star Alliance paid business class itineraries, and triple miles for first class itineraries, which is very generous. Beyond that, they have some very low Star Gold qualification and requalification levels (just 38,000 status miles to requalify). And they also have great redemption opportunities.

The good news is that bmi Gold status will likely be converted into Lufthansa Senator status. The thing that’s really valuable there is that as a Senator, you get 50% off a companion award reservation (including first and business class). Still, their award prices are much higher otherwise. Though you just know you want to walk into the Senator lounge at Dulles airport with your Senator card, for once, instead of sending United the bill. ;)

The real losers, though, are those that were going for lifetime status with bmi. If you’re a bmi Gold for ten years in a row, you get that status for life. While Lufthansa has a similar lifetime status program, you have to be at least 60 to be given lifetime Senator status. So to the 30 year olds that have been bmi Gold for seven or eight years, tough luck, it would seem.

The one other thing worth discussing is how to burn those bmi miles, now that their program is going away. They do have a cash and points option, whereby you can use fewer miles and pay a cash supplement, which is tempting, though I don’t like spending $1,000+ on a pair of award tickets, so I’m shying away from it. bmi also charges fuel surcharges, which is the only reason to fly US Airways — they’re the one airline that doesn’t charge fuel surcharges. So if you were to book an award ticket on US Airways using bmi miles, you wouldn’t be charged a fuel surcharge — and their new Envoy Suites available on select routes do look nice. Maybe it’s time to fly a US Airways A330-200 to somewhere?

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