In the 5+ years I’ve written this blog, I’ve never had a guest post (at least not one that I can remember). This isn’t a coincidence — it’s because my approach to blogging is that you probably read my site because you want to read what I have to say, and not because you’d like a stranger’s perspective on travel (there are forums for that) or want to see how much an English major can fluff up my writing (though I realize at times I’m in dire need of an editor!). Certainly nothing against blogs that do take that approach, but it just isn’t my style, because I figure you guys ain’t got no time for that. On a mildly unrelated note, has everyone seen Sweet Brown’s new commercial endorsement? How awesome is that?

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Anyway, with that out of the way, it is tax season and a friend of mine is a tax attorney and CPA, and he offered to write a series about how to make travel less taxing (get it? har har…). The reality is that I’ve found myself asking him dozens of travel related tax questions, and since I assume a vast majority of you travel at least semi-frequently for work, I hope others can benefit from his insight as well. Hell, sometimes I even get questions on the blog asking me for tax advice, and I’m probably the least qualified person out there to ask, so hopefully Scott will be able to answer all your questions over the coming weeks.

He’ll be writing an eight part series, which will be published every Tuesday morning. The last post will be titled “Ask Scott,” so you can get answers to any questions not covered in the series.

In the interest of full disclosure there’s no money changing hands with these posts — I’m not paying him to write them, and he’s not paying for me to feature them on the blog. My hope is that it’s mutually beneficial, and that he can decode the Gibberish which is the US tax code for us as far as travel goes.

Stay tuned till 10AM eastern tomorrow for the first post! And while I’m learning from other blogs, stay tuned for next week’s trip report, in which I’ll appear in every picture!

It’s the 21st century, and the simple motto I try to live by is that as long as I can live with my own decisions it’s none of my business what other people think of me. Even though I put quite a bit of my life “out there” for others to read and comment about, I really don’t get offended easily, and I can’t think of a single comment that has been left on this blog in recent memory that has actually offended me. Now, it hasn’t always been that way. Next week marks my five year anniversary of writing this blog (I’m only 22 now), and if I’m going back four or five years I do remember being personally offended/saddened every time that a negative comment was left.

But that’s not the case anymore, because I’ve learned how the internet operates. I tend to think that there are two types of negative comments — those that are constructive (which I can learn from), and those that reflect more poorly on the person leaving them than on me, because they’d never make such a comment in person but are only hiding behind the veil of anonymity.

The reason I mention this is because it often means instead of deleting or responding to ridiculous comments I just ignore them. I by all means open myself up for people to ask me questions either via email or on the “Ask Lucky” page of the blog, and I’ll gladly answer them. But when I see a ridiculous comment I usually decide not to respond, not because the comment hits too close to home and I’m sitting in my mom’s basement in my pajamas crying, but because I’m actually entertained by the assumptions people make.

One such assumption is that I’m a trust fund baby and my family pays for all my travel. I don’t think it’s fair to my family to bring their financial situation into this, but let me simply say that assumption couldn’t be further from the truth. While I’m fortunate to have parents that are extremely supportive of my job/hobby, they’ve never been in a situation to fly me around the world in first class, and certainly don’t fund my travels. I’ve been supporting myself since I was 18, was fortunate not to have to pay a dime to attend college (which, in retrospect, is probably what I valued the entire experience at), and do probably spend a disproportionate amount of my income on travel.

Anyway, what prompted this post is a thread started by Astrophsx on FlyerTalk, entitled “Are bloggers getting paid to fly?” The original poster seems to be referring specifically to me and wondering how I’m able to travel so much, and the conversation continues from there. I’m not sure I actually follow his logic, because he’s simultaneously saying I complain too much about the little things and not enough about the big things, which seems to lead him to believe the airlines are paying for my travel.

For that matter, I’m not sure he’s actually interested in the answer, in which case he could have emailed me, Tweeted me, or left a comment on my blog asking the question. I probably get at least an email a day from a reader asking in a non-offensive way how I can afford to travel so much, and I’m happy to answer every single time. But I suspect in this case he was just trying to stir up controversy.

He thinks I’m jaded, saying “he is upset that while on the ground he didn’t get to drink his favorite champagne till he was in the air due to some sort of tax.” I don’t think anyone can tell me with a straight face that my commentary about champagne on the ground made it sound like I was upset:

I ordered Krug, though they only had Dom open on the ground (they have to pay taxes on alcohol served on the ground, so only a portion of the selection is available then). As is usually the case on Singapore, the news was delivered in the same way I imagine a doctor would deliver a horrible diagnosis. “Mr. Lucky, I’m so so sorry, unfortunately we only have Dom Perignon open right now. Would it be okay if I poured you a glass of that, and I promise as soon as we’re airborne I will pour you a glass of Krug first thing? I’m so sorry.”

Well I guess Dom will just have to do… ;)

And as far as his claim that I think I’ve become a food critic goes, well, I think that speaks for itself too. My food description vocabulary is just about limited to “delicious” and “not good,” and I don’t think you’ll ever find me suggesting that the risotto could’ve used more truffle oil. But I’d like to think I know what tastes good and what doesn’t, to the extent of whether or not it’s edible on a plane.

But all of that really isn’t the point.

All of my travel, unless explicitly otherwise stated, is self funded. Yes, I’ve taken some sponsored trips. For example, last year I participated in the “Amex Stars” program, whereby I got access to some awesome events courtesy of Starwood, with corresponding stays at Starwood properties. I clearly disclosed my relationship with Starwood with each post, and I think most would agree my hotel reviews were fair and balanced (I didn’t leave out the empty box of condoms I found in my room at W Union Square or my frustration with the valet at the St. Regis Bal Harbour, for example). And one of the main reasons I took part in the program is because there was something in it for you guys. With each trip I took I could give away enough Starpoints for a similar hotel stay, so I was able to give away around 200,000 Starpoints. I figured that’s a win-win, and frankly I’m not sure I would have participated without that, as I’ve turned down plenty of comp trips when there was nothing in it for you guys and I didn’t think you guys would find the content interesting.

Beyond that, I disclose how my trips were paid for even when they’re self funded. In the introduction post to each trip report I provide an exact breakdown of how many miles each award ticket costs. For example, here’s the introduction post from my most recent report.

So where do I earn all my miles? Much like most savvy mileage nuts, through a combination of credit card churning, flying, strategically purchasing miles, and taking advantage of every promotion out there.

I earn well over a million miles a year, which I don’t think is really unattainable for most. I probably fly about 200,000 miles per year on American, and as an Executive Platinum member I get a 100% bonus on miles, so that’s 400,000 miles right there. I earn another 500,000 or so miles per year (at a minimum) from credit card churning. And then I try to maximize miles on everyday spend, which can add up to another couple of hundred thousand miles per year if done properly. Lastly, I strategically purchase miles when it’s a good value.

Let’s take my current trip as an example. I redeemed 90,000 US Airways miles for a business class ticket from the US to Asia via Europe, as outlined here. I purchased these miles for 1.14 cents each through the 100% bonus on shared miles promotion back in October. That means by trip cost me a bit over $1,000, which I’d say is an amazing value for sampling four longhaul business class products.

But more than anything else I look at these trips as an investment in what I do. The two things I do for a living are blogging and travel consulting. My goal is to review as many products as possible so that I can dish out the most useful/educated advice. I’m incredibly fortunate to have the flexibility to not be limited in the amount of time I can spend traveling, so my hope is that by sampling as many different products as possible, I can help those of you with limited vacation time make the most of your trips. And while many may not like my writing style, I hope the fact that I compare so many airlines is useful to you guys. One of my struggles with online reviews is that you usually don’t know enough about the person making them to know whether they’re credible or not. For example, you can read a review of a Four Seasons that gets five stars because everything was amazing, while the next review gives it one star because they were angry the hotel charged for wifi and parking, and that it should be free at such an expensive hotel. Hopefully the fact that I review dozens of airlines and hotels in a similar fashion makes it easier to actually get something out of my reviews, since you can judge them based on what you value most.

As much as I’d like to think I know about airline products I’ve never flown, there’s no doubt you have a new understanding of a product after experiencing it firsthand. For example, yesterday I flew Brussels Airlines’ new business class for the first time, and I chose one of the “throne” seats, which in retrospect I realize was a big mistake, since the foot “cubby” is so small. I’d rather have a seatmate and sufficient leg room than sit alone and not have room for my feet. I wouldn’t have had that problem if I selected a different seat. Hopefully that advice is useful not just to those of you that read my blog, but I can apply it to those I help booking awards for as well, since up until now I would have booked singled travelers in the “throne” seats.

Unlike others I’m not making a claim that travel is “free” or costs “just pennies,” though I certainly respect that approach. Rather, my hope is that every trip I take is attainable to anyone willing to put in the effort to earn the miles and spend a bit on taxes, cash co-pays, etc. I do spend a disproportionate amount of my income on travel, though that’s because it’s both my passion and my job, and I don’t view it as a waste of money but rather an investment. My living expenses are reasonably low, so a large portion of my income is discretionary. Unfortunately I’m neither loaded nor a trust fund baby, or all of this might be even more fun!

Anyway, hopefully that clears up a few things for those of you that were wondering. And if anyone has any follow up questions, I’m more than happy to answer. Thanks, as always, for reading!

As a stay-at-home blogger I’m more of a Starbucks fanatic than I care to admit. It’s not that I think their drinks are especially good, but when you work from home it’s nice to make your local Starbucks a temporary “office” for a few hours for a change of scenery.

Even though I’ve been going to Starbucks several times a week for years, I only really learned about the Starbucks Rewards program last June, and earned Gold status with them within a few weeks (Gold status takes 30 “swipes” per year). It’s nice to get a few extra perks for the drinks you buy anyway…

Then my Gold card arrived in the mail, and I thought I was badass. I figured there would be a secret handshake, a priority Gold ordering line, and that Barista’s phone numbers would be flying my way. And then I realized that everyone else was Gold, and that there was none of that.

Fast forward to a few days ago. A friend of mine who doesn’t drink coffee was telling me how he has the metal Starbucks card. A what…?

He explained it to me. Late last year Gilt and Starbucks sold 5,000 limited edition metal Starbucks cards that come with Gold status, and they sold out instantaneously.

Have you ever had elite status in a program and then had that epiphany that there’s a higher secret tier? Yeah, I felt kind of like that. I’m not going to lie, I was kind of ticked that he didn’t tell me about these cards before they went on sale, given that he knows how addicted I am to Starbucks. Apparently he thought I knew about it, which is why he didn’t tell me.

He’s far too good of a friend, because yesterday one of these bad boys arrived in the mail:

I took it for a spin yesterday, and the fanfare is downright uncomfortable. Think comments like “OH MY GOD THIS IS ONE OF THOSE CARDS,” or “hmmm, there’s something wrong with your card, we’re going to have to confiscate it.”

Anyway, while at the end of the day there are no benefits of substance to this card (other than Gold status which I earn anyway), it has had the effect of convincing me to at least shower before visiting my local Starbucks, which I guess is a win-win.

Any fellow metal cardholders out there?

No, this isn’t a post about the credit cards in my wallet with 14 affiliate links. Instead it’s just a picture of the cash that’s in my wallet right now.

I think every credit card churner can relate to the situation where you have $200,000 of credit lines in your wallet, but can’t afford a pack of gum at a gas station that doesn’t accept credit cards on small purchases. That was me today…

Speaking of which, I need a better system for organizing foreign currency, since I can’t keep track of which is which. Anyone have a good strategy?

A couple of days ago I posted about being nominated by elliott.org for the “Favorite Travel Blogger” award. I shared my reasons for even mentioning it in the previous post, and it was intended more in good fun than anything else. The outpouring of support and kind comments reminded me once again that y’all are my BFFs. The voting was supposed to end at 5PM EST today, and last I checked I was leading by over 400 votes.

My mom even called me earlier this afternoon as she was clearing the mantle for my new award — “Benji, daddy and I are so proud of you, what a great honor.” It’s nice to have my career choice validated, even if for all the wrong reasons. ;)

Well, the poll just ended and I was looking forward to giving my acceptance speech until I saw this on Elliott’s site:

Update (11/16): Thank you for your participation in this survey. Unfortunately, we’ve had some reports of voting irregularities. I’m going to need to investigate them before posting the results. Thank you for your patience.

One eagle-eyed Tweeter was quick to point out that obviously there was fraud involved:

But even my good pal Chris Elliott saw through it:

“Voting irregularities?” Are you trying to tell me that me busing people to polling stations and offering them free meals isn’t allowed?!

So, Chris Elliott, you’re an investigative journalist — can’t wait to see you get to the bottom of this one!

Elliott.org is running a favorite travel blogger poll, and I’ve been nominated (though I have to wonder how the nomination process works based on certain blogs that aren’t on the list). Voting is open through 5PM EST on Friday, November 16, and each person can vote once.

Now, I wasn’t planning on posting about this for two reasons. First of all, I’m not sure I want to be at the top of any of Elliott’s lists, since Chris Elliott and I get along like soup and a fork. But second of all, these “lists” are often little more than link orgies — by everyone linking to his site his Google rankings go up and he’s the real winner.

All that being said (and now that I’m probably disqualified), I decided to still post about it. Why? Because I’m a travel blogger and my dad doesn’t know how to use the internet. Do you have any clue how hard it is for him to explain to people what I do?! “Velll, ummm, he vrights to ze people on za internet and zey somehow reeed it” (my dad has a thick German accent despite living in the US for nearly 40 years). His appreciation for my career choice is similar to a deaf man having a kid that decides to be a DJ, or a blind man having a kid that paints for a living.

But do you have any clue how proud he’d be if his son won a “best travel blog” award? That would legitimize my career choice as much as a JD Power award.

So anyway, if you have a few seconds to spare, consider heading over to the polling page and voting, even if it’s not for me. I’m in 6th place at the time of this post.

As I mentioned on Friday, I had planned on seeing the movie “Flight” at iPic Remond, which is a pretty cool theater with international business class airline style seats and service. Unfortunately they were sold out by the time I went to buy my tickets, so I ended up going to a theater closer to my apartment yesterday.

The movie “Flight” was just released in theaters this weekend, and stars Denzel Washington. Here’s a preview:

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The premise of the movie is that Denzel Washington’s character is a captain for “SouthJet Airlines,” though he’s also an alcoholic. He’s piloting a flight from Orlando to Atlanta, and the plane crashes in a manner that’s remarkably similar to Alaska Airlines 261.

Anyway, he performs an absolute miracle “ditching” and “only” six of the 102 people aboard die, which the NTSB considers to be a miracle. The problem is that he had a blood alcohol level of 0.24 at the time of the crash, so the movie follows how he copes with the situation and whether he gets away with it or not given the “miracle” he performed.

This movie isn’t as much about the flying “lifestyle” as “Up in the Air,” and instead is a lot more about the problems alcoholics face. That being said, it was a great movie. I’m no movie critic (as I’m often reminded when I mention that I think “Abduction” was a top notch movie), though the acting was believable, and the movie had both drama and some “laugh out loud” funny moments.

I’m not usually one for going to the movies (since I watch my fair share in-flight), but I thought it was well worth the time and money.

For those of you that saw the movie this weekend, what did you think?

The movie “Flight” is in theaters today, starring Denzel Washington. Here’s a preview, for those of you that haven’t heard of the movie:

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Yes, that’s an MD-80 with winglets, which is as mythical a creature as the three legged purple unicorn.

Before I moved to Bellevue the last time I went to a movie theater was when the first Shrek came out. I watch most of my movies on planes, but in Redmond there’s the coolest movie theater ever, called iPic. They basically have recliner seats with blankets and you can order food and drinks during the movie. It’s kind of like being on an airplane with a really big IFE screen and without the constant vacuum noise. While it’s a bit more expensive than a regular movie I think it’s totally worth it.

So tonight I went to their website to try and reserve seats, and was offered a tens of dollar upgrade to their Premier Plus Seating. Fortunately there were no iPic Gold Class Members on the waitlist. ;)

I then went to the seatmap to try and select my preferred seats, and found several good ones still available (especially seats five and six).

I wasn’t quite ready to commit yet, though an hour later returned to the website to make my booking, only to find this:

As you can see, there are only window seats left! What happened?! Did the federal movie marshals steal some of the premium seats last minute? Did the ushers intentionally delay one of the previous screenings, causing several guests to be rebooked for the later showing with operational upgrades to accommodate them? Should I book this in hopes that they’re oversold and bump me to tomorrow’s showing with generous denied screening credit?

Color me confused! Should’ve probably gone with the ghost tour. Doubt they have issues with things disappearing so quickly… oh wait!

For a bit of context, here are my two previous posts in the series:

Living in Seattle(ish), Day three(ish): 10 things I’ve learned
Living in Seattle(ish), Day eight(ish): regret in a screenshot

I’ve been in the Seattle area for over two weeks now, and am more or less settled in. However, that won’t stop me from continuing to share my observations of the area.

I’m tired

I’ve have zero energy ever since I got here. I sleep nine hours a night and am still dead tired all day. The fact that I hate the Pacific time zone only makes things worse. I’m not sure if it’s the lack of sunlight, permanent adjustment to the new time zone, or what. Some have told me to get vitamin D supplements while others have suggested one of those sunshine lamps, so I guess it’s time for me to go with one or the other so that I can at least be mildly productive.

I’m warm and wet

On one hand this doesn’t really come as a surprise since I knew it coming in, but Seattle isn’t really that cold and it doesn’t really pour rain all that much.

Instead it has been in the mid to upper 50s with the occasional dip into the 60s. So the temperature actually isn’t bad, and I haven’t even had to use the spiffy North Face jacket I bought when I moved here.

The rain is a whole different story. It drives me nuts. In Florida I was used to heavy rain for short periods of time, but the weather in Seattle is almost like Chinese water torture. It’s never really raining and it’s never really not raining. It’s just constantly drizzling. And it drives me nuts. But I still love it.

Bellevue isn’t Vanilla friendly

When I moved here I was excited about the fact that there were three Office Depots that are a reasonable drive from where I live. I figured stocking up on Vanilla Reload cards would be easy. While they all carry them, they’re almost always out of stock, which wasn’t the case in Tampa, where they were always available. I guess there’s more competition here than in Tampa.

I called one of the Office Depots this morning and was thrilled to find out they had some in stock. I then went to check-out and the lady working the counter started with small talk — “oh sweetie, what kind of a business do you have?” I responded with “oh, it’s a travel business.” She responded with “oh sweetie, that means you can help me get cheap Korean Air tickets to the Philippines?” Rather than explain that I really can’t I said “oh, I focus mostly on hotels.” She then said “oh sweetie, so you can help me with cheap hotels in Italy?”

She then proceeded to write her name at the bottom of my receipt in pink highlighter and said “sweetie, you do me a favor and fill out the survey on officedepot.com and mention my service, okay sweetie?”

I’m the worst #$&%*!@ driver ever!

Aside from in parking garages I’d argue my mechanical skills are actually very good. But I’m so directionally challenged that I couldn’t tell you which direction is North if I were looking at a compass.

Prior to Bellevue I lived in Tampa for 10 years, and even days before I moved I’d still get lost on my way to the supermarket. I’m just awful with directions. Awful. Worse than Delta is at justifying their SkyMiles award calendar.

And the problem isn’t even that I’m awful with directions. It’s that I’m awful at listening to directions as well. Siri would be spoon feeding them to me and I’d still do the exact opposite of everything she says, completely unintentionally. 425, 520, east, west, how the hell am I supposed to know the difference?

Yesterday I tried to go to Walgreens. Anyone want to guess how long that took? 90-friggin-minutes. NINETY of them. 5,400 seconds. How far is Walgreens from my apartment? About a mile, apparently. On the plus side I got a tour of Bellevue, Redmond, Kirkland, and even the local hospital, all of which I interpreted Siri as directing me to.

And I should clarify that in the 90 minutes I spent trying to find a Walgreens, I didn’t even find one. I instead ended up at Bartell Drugs, which is even closer to my apartment.

Two nights ago I went to a restaurant for dinner. The drive took about 15 minutes with traffic and I paid $10 for parking. When I was done with dinner I realized the restaurant was really only two blocks from my apartment. FML. The joy of continuously making right hand turns.

So I’ve made a pledge to myself — if it’s in downtown Bellevue I’m walking. Period. End of story. And if it’s somewhere else I’m setting up an IFR flight plan with alternative diversion points before I leave home.

Should the perpetually terrified person go on a ghost mortuary tour?

I don’t watch horror movies because I probably wouldn’t be able to sleep for days if I did. But I have this odd desire to do one of the ghost tours of the Butterworth Mortuary, which is apparently really well done. But I’m scared that if I do, I won’t be able to sleep for days. Should I do it?

So yeah, hello from the Pacific Northwest!

This morning I was a bit surprised about the lack of comments left on the blog. I assumed it was just a slow morning around here, though after a few hours it was clear something was up. Well, as it turns out all of today’s comments went into the blog’s spam folder.

My blog’s “dashboard” looks like this:

As y’all know I don’t really moderate comments (aside from extreme circumstances), and the way WordPress usually seems to operate is that if you’ve left a comment on the blog in the past from a certain IP, all subsequent comments will automatically be published. If you’re commenting from an IP for the first time it will go to the “pending” queue, and I have to manually approve it.

For whatever reason today all the blog comments have gone into the spam folder. The problem is that I get hundreds (if not thousands) of spam comments a day, so it’s taking a while to sift through all of the spam comments and manually approve the “legitimate” ones. I believe I’ve now approved all of the legitimate comments, so if you commented today and don’t see it published, please let me know.

The problem is ongoing, so I’ll continue to manually approve comments. Hopefully the Boarding Area tech team gets this fixed quickly. In the meantime, thanks for your patience and sorry for the slow day — I avoided posting due to the fact that I assumed the commenting feature was down, and writing just to myself on the interwebs seems downright creepy.

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