Things in the Sky

Fees have been a huge topic of discussion the past few months, and I found a great article on The Onion via Consumerist:

Cash-strapped American Airlines announced a new series of fees this week that will apply to all customers not currently flying, scheduled to fly, or even thinking about flying aboard the commercial carrier.

Arpey went on to note that some additional charges would also apply, including a $15 fee for every piece of luggage customers have inside their bedroom closet, and a one-time payment of $40 for any American whose name is Greg.

Hilarious, I think. Read the full article here.