Flight Attendant: “It’s going to be a bumpy ride tonight, would you like a drink on the ground?”
Seatmate 7A: “Ah, no thanks, I’ll wait until we get up in the air”
My Thoughts: “Take the clue man”
Flight Attendant: “Are you sure you don’t want a drink, we may not be able to serve you in flight due to turbulence”
Seatmate 7A: “I’ll have a Vodka & Tonic”
My Response: “Nice call, I need a drink mate, I’ll have a Blue Moon”
Flight Attendant: When she delivers the Blue Moon she says “It even comes with an orange, is that First Class or what?”
Fortunately you can still get a complimentary Blue Moon in Delta First Class, and that IS First Class.
But what about the Budweiser in the SkyClub?