Sharing my Spam with You

The main reason that you may not see a comment you wrote posted right away is that I must push the “approve” button on anyone who has not published a comment before.  This is to prevent Spam from dominating the comments.  My little counter on the Comments page in WordPress says that we have received 1,801 spam comments.  I thought I would give you a laugh and see some of the comments people try to post so that everyone will see a link back to thier product.  The body of most of these comments would do a Nigerian lottery winner proud.

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Yeah, I’ll be sure to “look at the punctuational” so I write as well as you do.

Usually I don’t read post on blogs, but I would like to say that this write-up very forced me to try and do it! Your writing style has been amazed me. Thank you, quite great post.

This post has a link back to a Louis Vuitton site.  I don’t think a lot of my readers are interested in  Louis Vuitton.

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Why don’t  I get legitimate posts with raves like this?

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Maybe I should start a blog on English lessons?

 In his sermon, the Archbishop of Canterbury extolled the virtue of dedication, sounding a playful reference to the popular 1960s hit Dedicated Follower of Fashion (the first, and surely the last, time the spirit of the Kinks will be summoned in a Diamond Jubilee service). Dedicated, he said, has come to mean “enthusiastic”.

I have been browsing on-line greater than three hours as of late, but I by no means found any fascinating article like yours. It is pretty worth enough for me. In my view, if all website owners and bloggers made good content as you probably did, the net will likely be a lot more useful than ever before.

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Ewww, gross.

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An ad for Black Nikes, whatever they are.  This reads like my last eval.

 I must frankly admit, however, that, either owing to the derangement of my nerves, or my new impressions in my new lodgings, or my recent melancholy, I gradually began at dusk to sink into that condition which is so common with me now at night in my illness, and which I call mysterious horror. It is a most oppressive, agonizing state of terror of something which I don’t know how to define, and something passing all understanding and outside the natural order of things, which yet may take shape this very minute, as though in mockery of all the conclusions of reason, come to me and stand before me as an undeniable fact, hideous, horrible, and relentless. This fear usually becomes more and more acute, in spite of all the protests of reason, so much so that although the mind sometimes is of exceptional clarity at such moments, it loses all power of resistance. It is unheeded, it becomes useless, and this inward division intensifies the agony of suspense. It seems to me something like the anguish of people who are afraid of the dead. But in my distress the indefiniteness of the apprehension makes my suffering even more acute.

Holy run-on sentence Batman!  And this is an ad for Tumi, don’t think this dark statement attracts a lot of buyers, but what do I know?

Alright, I’ll spare you any more brilliance from the Interwebs.  Obviously, I did not show you all the comments in foreign languages, even Chinese.  I will continue to guard TMFF against the onslaught of badly written Spam.  At least now you know why if you don’t see your comment post right away.  Had seven more spam comments just in the time it took me to write this post! 

Hope you enjoyed this and everyone have a Happy New Years!

2 Comments

  1. A guilty pleasure of mine is reading my spam comments, and yours are very similar to mine. I also absolutely love reading the Google search terms that bring people to my site.

    A similar post of Google search terms for MilitaryFrequentFlyer would be great to read as well.

  2. I always thought that if the Nigerians would put more effort into learning English, they could scam WAY more cash 🙂

    Perhaps after retiring, I could move to Lagos and open an English scam letter writing school – Ha!

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