Just read it.

  1. November 1st, 2013 at 7:43 pm

    Lola said,

    Horrific yet hilarious! I needed that after your last post. Damn UA…

  2. November 1st, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    D said,

    reminds me of Bridesmaids… “it’s coming out of me like lava!”

  3. November 1st, 2013 at 8:21 pm

    Lynn said,

    We have a name for situations such as this…..we call it “touching cloth.”

  4. November 1st, 2013 at 8:22 pm

    Lynn said,

    As in…..”I really have to go to the bathroom, I am touching cloth………” : )

  5. November 1st, 2013 at 8:24 pm

    Benny said,

    It had me laughing! So embarrassing, but loved how it was written.

  6. November 1st, 2013 at 9:56 pm

    Grant said,

    Thanks for the laugh Lucky, I needed it today.

  7. November 1st, 2013 at 9:59 pm

    Ford said,

    Lost it at “Quasimodo impersonating a penguin”.

  8. November 1st, 2013 at 11:53 pm

    Kyle said,

    This has got to be one of the funniest articles I’ve ever read! Wiping the tears from my face!

  9. November 2nd, 2013 at 1:31 am

    PY said,

    Almost died laughing!!!

  10. November 2nd, 2013 at 2:35 am

    RPM said,


  11. November 2nd, 2013 at 2:40 am

    Dunc said,

    It was an early morning Monday flight a bit of turberlancc they had been serving breakfast for maybe 5 minutes. One heard a distinct barf, followed by another not the same but a little further away, the smell of vomit was the clincher the 767 erupted! While griped by fear my body would react the same way as most passengers. Absolute hysterics, you should have seen the FA’s! They droped the oxygen masks to help. The look of embaresment on those who did was offset by the look of terror on those who did not.

  12. November 2nd, 2013 at 9:04 pm

    James said,

    Having spent an obscene amount of time hopping the pond on a Lear 36 this is always in my mind when I board after a night out.

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